Sunday dinner for Italians

Ok I guess as you can see many of my blogs are food related. I used to be a chef and cooking teacher. While my poor old feet wont let me do that anymore, I still try to have my hands in it. When I move to Oregon Im hoping to open an herb/antique shop. Im working on developing all sorts of herbal food and therapy products for my shop. So.......... you will always see food recipes, articles, jokes and such on here. For those on a diet BEWARE HEHEHE.
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My daughter sent me this, she got it from an Italian friend of hers. If any of you are Italian you will enjoy this.....I remember many of these with my in laws in NJ, they were full blooded. My kids grew up with many of these too! Ahhhh memories....

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Sunday Dinner for Italians

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Italians have a $40,000. kitchen, but use the $259 stove from Sears in the basement to cook.

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There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room, bedroom, front porch and backyard.

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The living room is filled with old wedding favors with poofy net bows and stale almonds (they are too pretty to open).

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A portrait of the Pope and Frank Sinatra hang in the dining room. (Mine had the Last Supper on the wall)

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God forbid if anyone EVER attempted to eat Chef Boy-are-dee, Franco American, Ragu, Prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is the exception).

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Meatballs are made with Pork, Veal and Beef. We are Italians; we! don't care about cholesterol.

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Turkey is served on Thanksgiving, AFTER the manicotti, gnocchi, lasagna and soup.

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If anyone EVER says ES-CAROLE, slap 'em in the face -- it's SHCAROLE. Same thing with cheese its ricot........not ricotta.

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If they ever say ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP, let the idiot know that there is no wedding, nor is there an Italian in the soup. Also, the tiny meatballs must be made by hand.

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No matter how hard you know you were going to get smacked, you still came home from church after communion, you stuck half a loaf of bread in the sauce pot, snuck out a fried meatball and chowed down so you'll make up for it next week at confession.

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Sunday dinner was at 1:00. The meal went like this... Table is set with everyday dishes...doesn't matter if they don't match...they're clean, What more do you want? All the utensils go on the right side of the plate and the napkin goes on the left. Put a clean kitchen towel at Nonno & Papa's plate because they won't use napkins. Homemade wine and bottles of 7up are on the table. First course, Antipasto...change plates. Next, Macaroni (Nonna called all spaghetti Macaroni)...change plates. After that, Roasted Meats, Roasted Potatoes, Over-cooked Vegetables... change plates. THEN, and only then (NEVER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEAL,) would you eat the salad (HOMEMADE OIL &VINEGAR DRESSING ONLY)...change plates. Next, Fruit & Nuts - in the shell (on paper plates because you ran out of the other ones). Coffee with Anisette (Espresso for Nonno, "Merican" coffee for the rest) with hard cookies (Biscottis) to dip in the coffee. The kids go play...the men go to lay down. They slept so soundly you could do brain surgery on them without anaesthesia..the women clean the kitchen.

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Getting screamed at by Mom or Nonna - half the sentence was English, the other half Italian. Italian mothers never threw a baseball in their life, but can nail you in the head with a shoe thrown from the kitchen while you're in the living room.

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Prom Dress that Zia Ceserina made you...$20.00 for material. Prom hair-do from Cousin Angela...Free. Turning around at prom to see your entire family (including Godparents) standing in the back of the gym... PRICELESS!

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The true Italians will love this, those of you who are married to Italians will understand this, and those of you who are friends with Italians will remember and will forward it to their Italian friends .